Subtitles of the Week
“And he put a trout up me. And waggled it round. I could feel its eyes.”
(Linda, Nighty Night Series 2)
“Is there currently a tool that provides centralised control for all Windows XP software firewalls that exist as part of the workstation OS on a network?”
(A very obviously fake viewer question sent into Mike Nash, the world's most staggeringly awful autocue reader and presenter of the Microsoft Security 360 November webcast)
“But they’re naked.”
“Naturally. It’s much too dangerous to jump through the fire with your clothes on.”
“What religion can they possibly be learning, jumping over bonfires?”
(Howie and Lord Summerisle, The Wicker Man)
“Suppose they are running secret drug trials?”
“What, and turning them into killer nuns?”
(Murphy and Carter, Murphy’s Law)
“A panic in the colony could transform this year’s offspring into a giant omelette.”
(Narrator, Penguin Baywatch)
(Linda, Nighty Night Series 2)
“Is there currently a tool that provides centralised control for all Windows XP software firewalls that exist as part of the workstation OS on a network?”
(A very obviously fake viewer question sent into Mike Nash, the world's most staggeringly awful autocue reader and presenter of the Microsoft Security 360 November webcast)
“But they’re naked.”
“Naturally. It’s much too dangerous to jump through the fire with your clothes on.”
“What religion can they possibly be learning, jumping over bonfires?”
(Howie and Lord Summerisle, The Wicker Man)
“Suppose they are running secret drug trials?”
“What, and turning them into killer nuns?”
(Murphy and Carter, Murphy’s Law)
“A panic in the colony could transform this year’s offspring into a giant omelette.”
(Narrator, Penguin Baywatch)
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